This subject is not transferable to all universities around the world except Hogwarts where it will be recognized as Botanical Gardening. Please be noted that this subject is a pre-requisite for all subjects, therefore, this curriculum is constructed with the pure reason to cheat off your money and lower your CGPA. The fonts are purposely scaled down so you don't read this.
One fine day, a man asked a gardener, "Hey Mr. Gardener, I wonder how did you plant the seeds properly?"
Mr. Gardener answered, "Sure young man. There are a couple of things that you need to know before you get started. You have to decide if you want to clear the bushes and weeds first or just trim them down."
The young man answered, "Aha."
"So, young man, do you like them trimmed or completely clear out?" the cheeky gardener asked.
"I think I like full bush", the young man smiled back.
"Full bush? Why full bush?", the gardener replied.
"It provides cushioning..." the young man replied.
Credits to Aaroni, Desmond and CBS' all time hit show, Two and a Half Men.
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