Earth Hour?

For the sake of bringing up awareness towards the necessity to implement pragmatic measures on the immense climate change and heightening global warming issues, World Wildlife Fund – collectively known as WWF once again organized the Earth Hour event that is to be held today in Malaysia.

Guess there’s no need for me to explain how this program works as I believe, words about this program have been widely spread among students, housewives, yada yada. Just IN CASE you have never heard of Earth Hour, it is an event which asks households and businesses to kindly turn off their their electrical appliances for exactly an hour.

This event is now 5 and a half hours away and I guess many people are looking forward to participate in it? Some might be eager to switch off their power supply at 8.30 tonight; some might have already turned off all gadgets that require the use of electricity to generate; some might think that the event is aimless and there’s no need to get themselves involve. Whatever that is, hope that most of you are willing to give the earth a helping hand to make this event a success. At least, one hour will be enough cure some of her "ailments."

Will you do as the event asks to?

Procrastinator + TOEFL!

With 1 draft in my writer and another draft awaiting to be publicize at my blogger profile, I’m dying to get the entries completed and posted on my blogosphere. Of course, the pilling workloads don’t allow me to do so.

I came back from my TOEFL test 2 hours ago and I’m relieved that it’s finally over. I strived hard and prepared for it for about 4 days in a hope to attain a passing grade.

I was worrying sick about the speaking section as the time allowed to prepare and to speak is so restricted. However, it turned out to be good. The reading section was okay and since I’m a slow reader, I think that the time is insufficient as well.

As for the listening section, it’s not what I expected it to be. I have been practicing it for days now and I thought that there’s only 5 lectures to listen to and 34 questions to answer for in that section. I was jolted greatly when 3 more video clips and 17 more questions appear before me. In total, there’s 9 video clips and 51 questions for the listening section! The questions almost suffocated me. I was so relaxed when the mandatory break came.

I was struggling to go to bed early last night but I just couldn’t kill my habit. I finally got myself to bed at 11.30. Luckily, I don’t feel sluggish this morning and after having a bottle of essence of chicken, I was close to my optimum. Thank God and Praise God that I didn’t have a stomach ache or what sort to distract me from doing my test.

Glad that it’s over. Now, I shall concentrate on my assignments and journals. 

Tagged by Chloe – The Yellow Flower of the Bouquet!

This is the first ever tag I do that is tagged by Chloe. So, enjoy!

Rules:It’s harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag twenty people.
Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions.They have to be real…nothing made up!
If the person before you had the same first initial,you must use different answers.You cannot use any word twice and you can’t use your name for the boy/girl name question.

Sounds great! Let’s get started then.

1. What is your name: Sean
2. A four Letter Word: Sick *Haha*
3. A boy’s Name: Simon
4. A girl’s Name: Samantha
5. An occupation: Singer!
6. A color: Silver
7. Something you’ll wear: Swimming trunks! (:

8. A food: Sushi
9. Something found in the bathroom: Soap! So easy.
10. A place: Singapore
11. A reason for being late: Sleeping!

12. Something you’d shout: SUCK!!!
13. A movie title: Slumdog Millionaire
14. Something you drink: Sour plum juice?
15. A musical group: Switchfoot
16. An animal: Siberian tiger

17. A street name: Semabok
18. A type of car: Suzuki
19. The title of a song: Stop and Stare
20. Tag 20 10 5 people:

1. Edwin
2. Elaine
3. Jeremy
4. Rina
5. Sheryl

Conclusion : The letter "S" Rocks! (:

Gardening Tips - Desmond Ong

Credits go to CBS' Two and Half Men.

How to Plant Seeds
First you gotta make sure the soil is moist. To do that, stick your finger in the old Mother earth. If it comes out dry, just wipe out your hose and give it a good spray.

And then, carefully plant the seeds in the soil. Carefully? Why carefully? Because if you fling that stuff around, half of it is wasted.

Voting Rights For Everyone!

There’s one very important thing that we, human beings have to know - we are imperfect. Hence, we don’t possess the rights to judge others because the notion of a perfect being is an utterly absurd nonsense.

Unfortunately, some narcissists will be so preoccupied with their abilities that they think that they are perfect? Even the greatest leaders in the world like Abraham Lincoln or the current US president, Obama are not even near perfection. There’s got to be a slight flaw that might miss and go unnoticed under our bare eyes.

Come to think of it, maybe that’s why we are God’s creation. The copied version will never be as flawless as the original version. Just as when you compare a genuine DVD with a pirated one. It makes sense, doesn’t it?

Thinking logically, if God’s thought to be a perfect being, why would he want to create a perfect human being who might someday be more superior than he is or be on an equal stand with he himself? That would be a rather foolish thing to do, isn’t it?

The situation is just similar to a president who doesn’t want a brilliant minister in his parliament who would threaten his authority and might even replace him someday. Anyway, the point I want to make is simple, there’s no such thing as being perfect even if you perceive it to be true.

As imperfect as we are, be prepared to be subjected to criticism of all sorts. And we, have to just accept them open-mindedly, repairing our mistakes and bad values that others see but not us. Sadly, the reality is just opposite of what is being said here. That’s where and how chaos starts and will never find its way to a resolved happy ending.

It is undeniable that everyone wants to be loved, wants to be the center of attraction, wants to be popular, wants to be in the company of friends, wants the whole world to be his/her brothers and sisters or even wants to be perfect!

There’s literally none in this pathetically “built” planet who loves to be criticized, especially in public. Imagine if someone just blurted out everything that he/she thinks about you publicly without caring about your feelings. I swear that you’ll want to have the legs of a leopard, run as far as possible and hid yourself in the Valley of Humiliation.

I don’t see any logical reasons to someone who likes to be commented by others. But we must admit that people are born with a notorious nature – gossiping about others; and man, backstabbing is a norm ever since the genesis of mankind. Jealousy is the mastermind behind all these chaos.

All these evil virtues will manifest itself most evident during the teenage years of our lives. It’s stereotypical to say that only girls will bitch about everybody else who gets in their way. Due to massive modernization, men and women are now on equal stance. That’s what the girls have been complaining about and getting furious over with – guys gossip too.

“Famous” slogans and words, such as bitch, bugger, bastard, f**ker, slut are common nowadays as they are often used to describe an enemy. Those disrespectful, rude, and obscene remarks are some examples that I can think of right now. I believe, non of us want to be labeled with degrading “names” as that. 

Based on the ethical principle of Golden Rule, there emerge a silver rule that is understood to be “Do not do to others as you would not have them do to you.” So, don’t be so self-centered and start thinking about others. 

I have always been trying to better myself so as not to be a victim of vulgarities or the hot topic of gossips and “paparazzis”. I strive hard every year to better myself so as not to be a bad friend or a bad person in the eyes of others but it always ended up with failures.

So, I’m here to permit you, everyone of you to vote the devil or the angel out of me. I’m also here to allow you to front-stab me by writing comments about me, criticizing me in my ShoutMix on the left-hand side of the blog <---- either anonymously or with your names written. *Most preferably with your names written*Don’t worry as I will not go straight back at you with a vengeance.

I hope that the feedbacks for my poll will be positive, honest and sincere. You do want a better friend, do you? So, help me out will you? I desperately crave for objective views about myself!

Thank you! (:

Tags For Life!

Write the names of 21 friends you can think off the top of your head, and then answer the questions. Say you are guessing if you don’t know, but at least guess on all of them. After doing this, tag your 21 friends to do the same.

1. Rina
2. Elaine
3. Desmond
4. Edwin
5. Jo-Ann
6. Calvin
7. Sheryl
8. Peter
9. Wei Guan
10. Joanna
11. Michelle
12. Wei Hoong
13. Chuan Chuen
14. Chloe
15. Jeremy
16. Qing Han
17. Mid-Hat
18. Esther
19. Zhong Ken
20. Jonathan
21. Jason

 

* How did you meet 7? (Sheryl)

From HELP, the worst institute on Earth.

 

* What would you do if you and 15 had never met? (Jeremy)

I won’t get LOL as the reply for all my questions.

 

* What would you do if 20 and 1 dated? (Jonathan and Rina)

Rina’s mind would get even more corrupted and polluted with all the dirty jokes from Jon.

 

* Have you ever seen 17 cry? (Mid-Hat)

Haha. You must be joking. He’s kind of a laughing gas.

 

* Would 4 and 16 make a good couple? (Edwin and Qing Han)

I still think that Jo-Ann is the most suitable person for Edwin. (:

 

* Do you want to be 13’s friend forever? (Chuan Chuen)

Why not? I know him since kindergarten! And I think the friendship is yet to come to its end.

 

* Do you think 11 is attractive? (Michelle)

Erm. No offense, but no. Hey, if you seem to be attractive to me, then I’ll never get the chance to see the beautiful sunset tomorrow.

 

* What’s 5’s favorite color? (Jo-Ann)

PURPLE!!!! Correct?

 

* When was the last time you talked to 9? (Wei Guan)

In person? That would be few weeks ago! Didn’t get a chance to talk to you last Friday! The table was so big, and I hate to shout across it.

 

* What language does 8 speak? (Peter)

Mandarin, Cantonese, English, BM, and maybe other dialects as well!

 

* Who is 13 going out with? (Chuan Chuen)

Michelle.

 

* What grade is 16 in? (Qing Han)

Studying at HELP with me.

 

* Would you ever date 17? (Mid-Hat)

Unless the pigs start flying and the dogs start meowing.

 

* Where does 18 live? (Esther)

Australia! Don’t know whether if she’s back or not.

 

* What is the best thing about 4? (Edwin)

He knows how to communicate with people well.

 

* What would you like to tell 10 right now? (Joanna)

I just want to say that I miss the hell out of you and I hope that I can spend a day with you.

 

* What is the best thing about 20? (Jonathan)

Street smart!

 

* Have you ever kissed 2? (Elaine)

Lol. Of course not!

 

* What’s the best memory you have of 5? (Jo-Ann)

Playing Chor Dai Dee with her!

 

* When’s the next time you are going to see 4? (Edwin)

Tomorrow.

 

* How is 7 different from 6? (Sheryl and Calvin)

Sheryl’s a girl and Calvin’s a guy? Hah!

 

* Is 2 pretty? (Elaine)

Many might not agree with me but I think she’s pretty! Hell Yea.

 

* What was your first impression of 15? (Jeremy)

Miang. Lol. Kidding.

 

* How did you meet 3? (Desmond)

In HELP also.

 

* Is 15 your best friend? (Jeremy)

Not yet. We just knew each other.

 

* Do you hate 12? (Wei Hoong)

Never in my life.

 

* Have you seen 18 in the last month? (Esther)

Nope. Haven’t meet her for months actually.

 

* When was the last time you saw 16? (Qing Han)

Last Friday when Kenneth got his ‘surprise-cum-failure’ party.

 

* Have you been to 5’s house? (Jo-Ann)

Nope, not yet! Waiting for her invitation, then we can play CDD!

 

* When’s the next time you’ll see 10? (Joanna)

I don’t know. ):

 

* Are you close to 11? (Michelle)

Yup! Very close that I can literally say whatever I want to her.

 

* Have you been to the movies with 4? (Edwin)

Nope. We will someday.

 

* Have you gotten into trouble with 8? (Peter)

Nope. We have this one thing in common – chilling.

 

* Would you give 19 a hug? (Zhong Ken)

Definitely, but he wouldn’t want it.

 

* When have you lied to 3? (Desmond)

There’s nothing to lie to him about.

 

* Is 11 good at socializing? (Michelle)

Yup, I think.

 

* Do you know a secret about 8? (Peter)

Not close enough to him to know one.

 

* Describe the relationship between 12 and 18. (Wei Hoong and Esther)

Classmates.

 

* What’s the best thing about your friendship with 9? (Wei Guan)

Beyond any wordily description! I’m glad to have her as a friend.

 

* What’s the worst thing about 6? (Calvin)

Emotionless.

 

* Have you ever had a crush on 12? (Wei Hoong)

He’s a guy, come on.

 

* How long have you known 2? (Elaine)

Around 8 to 9 months?

 

* Have you ever been in a fight with 13? (Chuan Chuen)

Yup. But small ones though.

 

* Does 11 have a bf/gf? (Michelle)

Chuan Chuen!

 

* Have you ever wanted to punch 1 in the face? (Rina)

Why should I? Maybe I will give her a peck in the face instead.

 

* Has 21 met your mother? (Jason)

Not yet. He’s a funny guy.

 

* How did you meet 11? (Michelle)

I met her in Form 3, but I wasn’t close to her just yet.

 

* Did you ever accidentally physically hurt 3? (Desmond)

What’s wrong with these questions? Who made this? Inflicting damage on others = joy? Such a sadomasochist.

 

* Do you live close to 7? (Sheryl)

Hell no! It took me 1 hour to reach her house!

 

* What’s 8’s favorite food? (Peter)

Sheryl should know it well.

 

* What kind of car does 1 have? (Rina)

She’s just 15. (: Not legal to drive yet.

 

* Have you travelled anywhere with 9? (Wei Guan)

Erm. Never. ):

 

* If you gave 14 $100, what would they spend on it? (Chloe)

Lol. Finally there’s one question about Chloe. Since she likes photography sooo much, I guess that she’ll spend it all on her camera stuff.

 

Tag : Pei Ning, Edwin, Calvin, Jeremy, Elaine!

Don’t Think, Just Answer.

Another tag from Facebook.

Don’t think about an answer.. just put down the first thing that pops into your head. Tag friends and pass it on.

1. My ex is still : out of sight.

2. I am listening to : A Whole New World.

3. Maybe I should : start studying.

4. I love : to come online!

5. I don’t understand : why we should study.

6. I lost : nothing lately.

7. People say : random stuff.

8. Love does : the impossible.

9. Somewhere, somebody is : backstabbing me.

10. I will always : be happy for the two of you.

11. Forever seems : never ending.

12. I will never ever want to : do such foolish acts again.

13. My cellphone is : always safe with me.

14. When I wake up in the morning : I feel like going back to sleep.

15. I get annoyed when : I’m under great stress!

16. Parties are : fun to attend to.

17. Kisses are the best : if they are meant for your love ones.

18. Today : is going to be a Chor Dai Dee Day.

19. Tomorrow : is going to be a hectic day.

20. I really want : this miserable semester to end soon.

If I Were a Girl - Desmond Ong

Another spam post by guest blogger, Desmond Ong. Play 'If I were a Boy' music by Beyonce while reading this song please.If I Were a Girl

If I were a girl even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
And throw on what I think is pretty,
And I go do my make ups,

And chase after boys
I'd kiss with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause they get high for me

If I were a girl
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a boy
I swear I'd be a better woman

I'd listen to him
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
'Cause she's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

If I were a girl
I would turn off my phone
Tell everyone that I'm busy
So they'd think that I was doing my works

I'd put myself first
And make the rules as I go
'Cause I know that he'd be faithful
Waiting for me to come home, to come home

If I were a girl
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a man
I swear I'd be a better woman

I'd listen to him
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
'Cause she's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

It's a little too late for you to come back
Say it's just a mistake
Think I'd forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong

But you're just a girl
You don't understand
And you don't understand, oh
How it feels to love a boy
Someday you wish you were a better man

You don't listen to him
You don't care how it hurts
Until you lose the one you wanted
'Cause you're taking him for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
But you're just a girl

Desmond Ong - Picking Up Our Love

Brief introduction: This is a guest post by Desmond Ong. This is a song that was written by Desmond Ong and needs a piano to accompany the lyric. Ask Desmond to play for you if you wanna listen. (if you come crashing in the house)


Picking Up Our Love (monotone)

The breeze that brought us love,
The blossoming flowers of love,
The breeze that brought this unexpected love,
Suddenly all love songs become meaningful,

This is when I suddenly fall for you,
When I know we barely know each other,
But I promised you I will bring you good life,
Because I want a change,

Creating a good first impression,
Snipping off the ugly face,
Walking towards you and shaking,
I know I need your love or it's the end,

(chorus)
I can see why you are so attractive,
and that's why I need to pick up our love,
when I know where to start off,
That's when I know I will give you a kiss,
(ends chorus)

Warmness of summer came,
Pushing our hearts aside,
Holding your hands crossing the heavens,
I know it seems impossible,

But let's make our love invincible.

(chorus 1 time - monotone - flute)

Songwriter's note : simple, short song. Inspired by David Tao and Jolin Tsai's 'Marry Me Today' song from here : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXm_JrfllWs

Random Love Impression

I have this habit of relating something to someone I love or like very much but the reasons seem blurred.

Maybe it’s a first impression thingy but what’s weird is that that happen to non others than the crushes I had.

First Crush – Purple Color. I can’t figure out how did I even associated the color purple with her, but whenever I see purple, I think of her.

Second Crush – Disturbia by Rihanna. This song can really disturb my mind, evoking thoughts and memories of her along with the beating of the rhythm. Third Crush – Crush by David Archuleta and One Step At A Time by Jordin Sparks. Realize how those two songs are related to each other and sharing something in common – sang by American Idol’s *contestants. But that has got nothing to do with how those were bonded to her. Actually there’s more, but I think that’s enough.

 

 

 

 

Four Crush – Poker Face by Lady GaGa. Haha. Wonder why as well.

In short, 75% of my crushes are associated with songs. (: That’s something random to share. 

Are you in any ways similar to me? 

T.A.G – Tags Are Great!

1. How late did you stay up last night and why?

* I was updating my blog, granting Desmond authorship to my blog, chatting of course until it was 2.30 in the morning. I’m not to be blamed though because I bumped into an ex-classmate whom I lost contact with for almost 9 years!

 

2. What was the first thing you said when you got up?

* Speechless. I’m always too tired and exhausted to even crawl out of bed, let alone speak.

 

3. Who were you with Friday night?

* Wei Guan, Han Chuen, Li Foong, Sam, Wei Hoong, Tian Hui, Ee Ling, Phee Chien.

 

4. Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?

* Will I be? I’m not in the mood to have a girlfriend right now, so I think that I’ll still be single 3 months later.

 

5. When’s the next time you’ll see you friends?

* On Monday, hopefully. Missing them already.

 

6. What were you doing this morning at 7 am?

* Just woke up and was bathing.

 

7. What radio station do you listen to the most?

* Hitz Fm!

 

8. What was the reason you last cried?

* Don’t really remember. I think it’s because of a touching drama series. I’m a sensitive guy. Yes!!!

 

9. Have you ever talked to someone when THEY were drunk?

* Nope! I don’t drink, so I don’t hang out with drinkers! (:

 

10. What are you listening to?

* My Life Would Suck Without You – Kelly Clarkson! Great song!

 

11. Who were the last two people to text you?

* Wei Guan and Wei Hoong.

 

12. What’s the fifth text in your inbox say?

* Heyhey! Tonight wanna eat damansara village? Steamboat. We’re meeting at 8. The more the merrier! :-) Lol. Sorry for announcing this. That’s the reason why I cancelled the “appointment” with Ponnu and gang. :P

 

13. How many red lights have you ran?

* One?

 

14. What high school did you attend to?

* SMK Taman Sea.

 

15. What was your least favorite lesson and why?

* English. The classes were so hectic that I almost got suffocated and died.

 

16. What were you doing at 11pm last night?

* Updating my blog!

 

17. Who was the last person you texted to last night before bed?

* Rina. (:

 

18. Will you be driving in a year?

* I am legal to drive now.

 

19. Is there anything you are craving right now?

* Ice-Cream and Chor Dai Dee with a whole bunch of friends!

 

20. Where did your last hug take place?

* Taman Sea High.

 

21. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?

* Always do. Lee Yi Hui turns Lee Hui or don’t know how they came out with some kind of crappy names for me. That’s why I’m fed up with it and started using my nick – Sean in college.

 

22. Have you ever started a sentence with “No offense, but..?”

* Erm.. Maybe?

 

23. Do you drink tea?

* Definitely.

 

24. Have you ever been arrested?

* Almost. I turned over a new leaf since then.

 

25. Have you ever rode in someone else’s car today?

* My dad’s.

 

26. Have you made a mistake this past week?

* Yes! Stupid mistakes in quizzes!

 

27. What are you listening to right now?

* Circus – Britney Spears.

 

28. Say a statement about somebody.

* You are the best!

 

29. Do you miss your friends?

* Badly.

 

30. Are you happy with your life right now?

* Damn right I do!

 

31. In the past 72 hours have you been under the influence?

* What influence? Influence of CDD? Always do.

 

32. What was the last movie you watched?

* House Bunny. (:

 

33. What do you need to be doing right now?

* Sing!

 

34. What’s the connection between you and the last person you texted?

* Close friend.

 

35. Who do you hate?

* No One~

 

36. What do you wear to bed?

* PJs!

 

37. Has anyone got on your nerves lately?

* Nope.

 

38. Do you think you’ll be married in 10 years?

* I hope so. *Keeping fingers crossed*

 

39. What were you doing at 6pm Friday night?

* Waiting for my father to pick me up from college.

 

40. Do you know anyone with the same name as you?

* Yup, from my college.

 

THIS TAG IS QUITE PERSONAL. SKIP IT IF YOU WANT. (:

The Scale that Measures Girls

This is a guest post by Desmond Ong - a truly magnificent guy next door.

The theory of evolution alleges that humans evolved from monkeys. If we accept this “theory,” then we must also accept that over the course of millions of years, women have become more attractive, less hairy and infinitely crazier.

The problem is certain women’s increase in physical attractiveness has been disproportional to their increase in psychosis. Luckily for us, a chart exists where we can see just how out of balance the ratio between your hotness and craziness has become - knowledge that can prove to be invaluable over the course of your daily life.

Now, you know how hot you are. But you probably have no idea how crazy you are – a major contributing factor to the problem. That’s where the great Professor Barnabus Stinson comes to the rescue. Be honest and rate your hotness from 1-10. Then, take the following simple quiz I’ve designed to see where you fall on the hot/crazy scale.
1. You’re walking down the street and see Matt Damon. You:

a: Gawk from afar and let him pass unbothered.
b: Run up to him and beg to have his babies.
c: Stab him with a pen.

2. You’re driving on the freeway and someone cuts you off. You:

a: Take a deep breath, count to ten, and do a random act of kindness.
b: Hold down your horn and scream obscenities.
c: Stab him with his own broken windshield wiper.

3. You see a kitten stuck in a tree. You:

a: Call the fire department and wait for professional help.
b: Climb up and rescue it, then take it home to join the 125 other cats you currently care for.
c: Stab it with a tree branch.

4. You’re on a date with a fellow and it’s not going well. You:

a: Explain to him you’re just not compatible and offer to split the check.
b: Start a small fire in the ladies’ bathroom thus evacuating the restaurant and ending your date.
c: Finish your decadent five-course dinner, then stab him with a lobster claw.

5. Your boss makes a pass at you. You:

a: Report it to human resources.
b: Go for it, then blackmail him for the rest of his natural life.
c: Stab him with his tie.

6. The barista screws up your double skim, half café, no sugar added caramel macchiato. You:

a: Drink whatever she gives you, so as to not create a scene.
b: Throw the scalding hot beverage into the barista’s face.
c: Stab her with a coffee cup.

7. It’s Christmas, a time of giving, charity, and joy. One of the Salvation Army Santa’s won’t stop ringing the bell in front of your apartment. You:

a: Thank him for doing the Lord’s work and give generously.
b: Tar and feather him from your fifth floor balcony.
c: Stab him with his bell, then steal his bucket.

8. Your grandparents are in town visiting. You:

a: Happily show them around town taking extra special care of them.
b: Berate them for the measly 12 bucks they gave you on last year’s birthday.
c: Stab them with their dentures.

9. You find a wallet in the middle of the street. You:

a: Locate the wallet’s owner and return it as found.
b: Steal the person’s identity and live as them.
c: Locate the wallet’s owner and stab them with their license.

10. Your boyfriend proposes. You:

a: Tearfully admit that you’re already married but not opposed to polygamy.
b: You say, “Honestly, we’ve had a lot of great times together but I just don’t see a future between us” thus breaking his heart… then you pick up the pieces of said broken heart, and stab him with it.
c: Say, “Yes, yes, a million times yes!”

To find your “Crazy” rating, give yourself 0 points for every A response, 1 point for every B, and 2 points for every C. Take that total and divide by two. You now have your crazy number.

Now, using your self-assigned hot number, find your position on the Hot/ Crazy scale. Remember, you want to find yourself located on the hot side, not the crazy side. If the results are not to your liking, please adjust your appearance or personality accordingly.

Taken from CBS's Barney Old Blog.

Condom Boxes!

This morning I did go for Mr. Deva boring and uninformative tutorial class after much contemplations had been done the previous night. And that was a wise decision I made because he finished marking our 2nd quiz and he gave it back today! The grades shall not be disclosed though. (:

 

I was glad that the class ended half an hour early and I decided not to stop by at KPDE because all my friends are going to have a miserable day today – Calculus I quiz. They must be working their asses off, revising and trying to solve the tough Mathematical equations. So, I didn’t want to bother them.

 

Went straight to the bus stop across the road right next to Subway for the U82 bus. And before I even had the time to walk out of KPD, I saw that gigantic bus colored with red, blue and white paint slowly came to a halt through the fencing. Great.

 

Guess what I did. I turned back and headed for the next bus stop which is situated right in front of Ali Maju Restaurant at Main Block. Now, that’s far and I’m wearing a pair of flip-flops. Cool? I managed to catch the bus though. ;)

 

Okay, that’s not the point. Again, I alighted at Damansara Utama, which is so super near to Chloe’s house. I told her a multiple times that she could take the bus back home but with a price – She has to walk a short distance to her house. She just rejected my “brilliant” idea with 2 reasons.

1. I don’t want to walk home!
2. It’s so dangerous walking alone! *Hello? I can walk you home right? Are you doubting my ‘man-ness’? LOL.*

That was so not the point again. I crossed the blustering morning roads of Thursday through the rigidly-built sky bridge and entered a housing area, where I found the dead rat. Remember?

 

So while I was walking down the empty, I mean quite empty street, I was literally searching for that poor little huge rat. Eyeing everywhere hoping to find it, but my effort was in vain. The carcass just disappeared. How sad can that be. If it were to be there, I can make it like Kee’s world comics or something. (Then… Now…)

 

Anyway, not my point again. So I walked for around 500 meters and I reached the “small” highway beside my housing area. And Finally I come to my point! I saw this Durex condom box beside of the road! I was like =.= Litter is quite common in Malaysia if you don’t know. But, you don’t litter such personal stuff like that. It’s almost similar to littering your pads or pampers, which I believe you people have seen it before.

 

Come on man. But if the reason for littering that is because the guy couldn’t wait for home and just stopped by somewhere and do it and he wants no evidence left at all, then that might, MIGHT be okay.

 

So, that’s my whole point! Save the environment! Don’t litter for others’ sake. (:

More Tags For Rina

1. It’s about midnight. Who are you chatting with?

- Last night was Elaine. No one’s chatting with me tonight. ):

 

2. It’s Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually?

- At home taking a nice nap!

 

3. Who are the last four person to send you a text message?

- Rina, Rina, Rina, Sagu. LOL.

Okay, serious now. Rina, Sagu, Rushdi, and Aaroni.

 

4. What brand of shampoo is in your shower right now?

- Goats Milk.

 

5. Honestly, if you could have ANYONE in the world, who would it be?

- The girl I like. ):

 

6. What are you listening to?

- My Life Would Suck Without You!!! by Kelly Clarkson.

 

7. Your birthday wish list consists of:

- iPhone! A birthday party. (:

 

8. Your ex just ask you out and you say?

- Are you even my ex?

 

9. You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?

- Levi’s!

 

10. How do you feel about your hair?

- Oh. Wonderfully cut!

 

11. What time do you wake up for school?

- 7:00 am.

 

12. What movie is in your DVD player?

- Changeling!

 

13. Last two numbers in your phone number?

- 98.

 

14. Who calls you by a nickname?

- Everyone does in college! Sean’s my nick!

 

15. What side of the bed do you sleep on?

- The middle?

 

16. Favorite TV show?

- American Idol!

 

17. Your last E-mail was from?

- Non other than the irritating Facebook!

 

18. Favorite Beverage?

- Fruit Juice!

 

19. When’s the next time you’ll kiss?

- Now! *virtual kiss*

 

20. What do your pants look like?

- I’m not wearing any. LOL. Kidding. It’s a yellow short pants.

 

21. Are you tired?

- Of course! But I have to finish this tag and I love tags.

 

22. Would you kiss the cook of tonight’s dinner?

- My mother. I will.

 

23. Laugh much?

- Too much!

 

24. What are your plans for Friday?

- PONNU!!!!!!

 

25. What is the dumbest thing you have ever done with your cellphone?

- Dropped it into a sink where the tap was dripping.

 

26. Favorite sit down restaurant?

- No specific restaurant.

 

27. What do you want to be when you grow up?

- Most probably an actuary.

 

28. The most exciting thing you had this week!

- Quizzes! Hah! The days without sleep.

Tags I love

Can you name 30 people you can think of right off the top of your head?

 

Don’t read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 30 people. *NO CHEATING* in no order.

1. Edwin

2. Jo-Ann

3. Sheryl

4. Corliss

5. Zong Li

6. Peter

7. Sam

8. Elaine

9. Nikko

10. Shannon

11. Qila

12. Calvin

13. Jeremy

14. Eka

15. Ern Teck

16. Wei Guan

17. Joanna

18. Jason

19. Jie Ying

20. Chloe

21. Kenneth

22. Jasper

23. Chuan Chuen

24. Michelle

25. Rina

26. Desmond

27. Felix

28. Joe Shen

29. Rizuan

30. Sophia

 

Now, the most awaited questions:

1. How did you meet 22?
1. *During high school.*
2. What would you do if you never had met 6?
1. *The friends-who-smoke list will have one name lesser. (:*
3. What would you do if 20 and 15 dated?
1. *I would be in tremendous pain and agony! Just kidding. Ern Teck would not want that anyway. (cheeky smiles)*
4. If you could marry 30?
1. *My life would suck without her! Nah. She’ll do all the talking!*
5. Did you ever like 25?
1. *Wohoo!!! That’s a wonderful question to ask! I think so?*
6. Have you ever seen 4?
1. *Yup! Dumb question to ask! But it’s around 9 years ago.*
7. Would number 1 and 2 make a good couple?
1. *Wow! I simply love the questions! I think so!*
8. Describe 8.
1. *My gosh. I think God’s watching me doing this tag. Well, Elaine is always confusing me in terms of the things she does, the way she acts, her hilarious sarcasm, her personality.. To describe her would be like writing a script of thousand pages and that will take me more than 10 years!*
9. Do you like 12?
1. *For sure, especially his emotionless facial expression.*
10. Tell me something about 19.
1. *She’s petite*
11. What’s 14 favorite color?
1. *Black? Both his jacket and cap are black.*
12. What would you do if 7 just confessed he/she liked you?
1. *I would say, “Screw yourself!”*
13. When was the last time you talked to number 15?
1. *Today*
14. How do you think 1 feels about you?
1. *He thinks I’m a good singer? Wtf. I know by saying this will definitely create the biggest commotion of all time! But, hell I don’t give a damn.*
15. What language does 13 speak?
1. *Mandarin, Cantonese, English, BM, maybe some other dialects”
16. Who is 2 going out with?
1. *Me! Not.*

Happy Birthday Rina!

Never have I written more than 2 sentences wishing someone happy birthday. So, this is it. You are the first and that’s what makes you someone special to be remembered.

 

As busy as I am, I miraculously found myself some time to dedicate this entry to you, Rina. And I decided to publish this entry at 12 am sharp, thereby making myself the first person to wish you happy birthday on time. So, that’s what’ll make me someone special to you as well. (:

 

I believe you still do remember the first time we met because it was not quite long ago, unless you really studied so hard that you accidentally erased the wonderful past. We were on a vacation together in Turkey, and that’s how we “bumped” into each other.

 

The first thing that I blurted out after you were introduced to me by my mom still vividly inscribed in my mind. Why did I even ask you that question has always been a wonder to me. Anyway, friends made in tours never last long. It seemed to be absolutely true because we didn’t talk to each other throughout the entire trip.

 

But because you took the initiative to ask me for my msn account, that successfully kept us in contact till now. I remained skeptical about our “friendship” even after we met in msn. Nothing much to talk about until came a day, which I couldn’t even recall how we actually began interacting like old friends.

 

Glad. I really do hope that this friendship of ours will last till forever although we are seas apart. I believe that distance will never be a barrier or hindrance to friendships like ours.

 

After this day, I hope to see someone stronger, someone who’s able to face the ups and downs with perseverance, someone who’s able to stand independently, someone mature who’s able to think rationally before making vital decisions in life, someone who appreciates and cherishes every single moment and person in her meaningful life journey, and someone who knows how to play hard and study hard! Why so serious? (:

 

But before Monday is over, I sincerely wish that you’ll enjoy this joyous day of your life to the fullest although I’m not there to accompany you. (: Cheh.. Sorry for not being able to give you any presents for your birthday, but I hope that this entry specially dedicated to you will be the best gift presented from me. 

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY once again.

Love,

Sean

A Birthday Celebration!

Lucky enough for Sheryl to have her birthday falling on this wonderful Friday, I found her in the company of her loving boyfriend and many other buddies at KPD E. After frolicking around for a moment, the group went out to get the cake into the HOUSE!

 

Edwin, the ever jobless person actually used the umbrella to keep the cake out of Sheryl’s sight, which was an obvious unnecessary act. That’s not it. He even “accidentally” shut the umbrella and blew out all the candles. Poor Calvin had to re-light the candles before we presented the cake to Miss Sheryl.

 

The usual “ritual” – making a wish and blowing the candles was enacted. And then, here comes the fun. We coerced Sheryl to pull out all candles with her mouth. To be frank, never had I seen people doing such things. Grudgingly, Sheryl successfully pulled out all 8 candles. Poor Sheryl. Birthday Girl with Blondie Shannon.

 

Apparently, the organizer of the “party” was absent. Aaroni is definitely not a man of his words. Sorry, he’s not even a man or more specifically, a male. She shall be forgiven then.

 

The KFC plan was cancelled and we went for O’Briens instead. Overall, it was a jolly time, and all credits goes to the… … … Cards!!! (:

Maximum Anxiety

Rumblings of the thunder put a halt to my short nap. Before it all came, I was already struggling to repose and put myself into a deep sleep before I lit the oil lamp that night.

Great! With all the religion facts pestering my thoughts and the annoying noises from above, I tossed and turned, trying my very best to shut them off for just a second but failed. Irritated, I woke up. Stopped the alarm, which was set for an hour later, and rushed downstairs.

I was a little panicky when I got the book opened. Tried my very best to gobble down every information that came into sight as fast as possible but unfortunately, I am not a speed reader. It all ended with me ultimately finishing at around 4 in the morning.

Fortunately enough, the quiz this morning wasn’t that difficult and I managed to answer all questions although with much doubts.

Darwin’s Theory of Evolution!

Looks familiar? This picture taken from google is rather satirical. :D

The title says it all! Us, the homo sapiens or religiously speaking, the sons of Gods, have been evolving vastly in a rapid manner since centuries ago to adapt to the ever-changing environment, let alone the diversity of animals that have been inhabiting the thick woods and are now invading the concrete jungles.

I learned that last week in that extremely arid class of Mr. Deva’s. You might think that I’m being a geek here, blogging about the details that I’ve learned in college, but please do hold on to that thought for a moment. I’m actually attempting to be a good writer here, trying to relate stories to the events in our life. (: Read on to find out!

Well, if you are naive enough to not know, the stereotypical thought of cats chasing rats or mice have vanished as rats gradually evolve into a size akin to that of a cat. Believe or not, cats nowadays don’t even bother to move a single bit when a big black fat ass rat scurries through and disappear into one of the cracks of the dark, creepy corner of the streets.

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Now, it’s getting disgusting but not just yet.

While I was ambling down the street as usual after alighting from the U82 bus at Damansara Utama, I looked around, hoping to see something extraordinary so that I could capture it with my camera. Hey, that’s what we do when we don’t own a car. We return home by public transport, then walk home. On the way, we do nonsensical stuff to entertain ourselves, right Jeremy?

So back to the point, I saw something lying flat on the middle of the road and I guess you already know what I saw. I have a good thesis statement. Thank you. It’s a big black fat ass rat! Of course, a live rat would have scurried across and hid itself in the drain or under the bushes.

It’s a dead rat, “duh!”, and the scene was/is gory. “Lucky” you, I took it down. 

Apparently, a gigantic monster with four wheels, embodying itself in hard metal surfaces ran over the rat while it was taking its own sweet time crossing the damn “wide” road. Internal organs just spurted all out instantaneously I guess.

I think that’s enough, right? I just posted the most revolting, disgusting, gross, ewwy, eeky entry ever, and I don’t think you expected it! (:

Thank you. Sorry. Bye Bye. *Waves, Take a bow*

Signing off as quickly as possible : -

Sean

Struggling Without O2

I know grumbling about the ups and downs in life are useless. Actions had to be done to move on and to overcome the conflicts in life. I just can’t seem to be able to focus on my studies right now.

Every Friday, I arrived home at around 6 in the evening, exhausted. Thinking that it’s the starting of a wonderful weekend, I just couldn’t resist the temptations of watching movies.

There’ll be a public holiday coming up in 2 days time. And I won’t be around by then, which means that Journals have to be left undone, Quizzes have to be discarded into the dark corner of my mind, Assignments have to be prevented from thawing. Basically, the word “slack” can describe it all.

So, please don’t think that I’m some kind of geek or freak who studies 24/7 after college. Don’t insult me like that. I have my own interesting life to live with and I detest studying like most students do. But, if you change the “study” to “online,” then it would be more appropriate. I would be more than happy if you say that because I am who I am, and I’m very proud of it.

Anyway, I got myself a new headphone + microphone. The gadget looks cool! Love it much!  

Okay, I rarely camwhore, but just to show you how it looks like when I wear it. Reminds me of “Slumdog Millionaire,” the movie that tempts Kenneth to pee in his pants. “Hello, this is Sean from XXX Call Center!” Lame.

And I was in my dining room, in case you are curious. (:

Bedtime has arrived! I have Malaysian Studies replacement class tomorrow morning at 8. It’s rather ironic that I can’t wait for the class! (: The class is just so interesting!

Signing of as : -

Sleepy Sean

Currently listening to Jenny Returns.

Missing You

I don’t know what’s so fun doing tags but I’m kind of addicted to tags. So, thank you for tagging me, Edwin.

Let’s get it started then, can’t wait any longer!

1. Would you date someone younger or someone older?
• Younger definitely. Hate being in a “sister-brother relationship.”
2. What do you usually do at 3 am?
• Having the urge of staying up till the next morning. Watch movie, maybe? (:
3. The Dumper or The Dumped?
• Frankly speaking, I will never be The Dumper because I’m serious in all relationships. And of course like everyone else, I dislike being The Dumped.
4. Describe yourself in 10 words :
• Everyone has their unique personalities and I am just one-of-a-kind! (:
5. Got to know something interesting recently?
• Found out who’s that mastermind behind all the conservative Chinese thoughts that had subconsciously blended into our Malaysian Chinese culture.
6. List down 3 things that scared the light out of you.
• Creepy insects
• Death
• Losing my dearies
7. How old are you?
• 18 years and 3 months old.
8. Do you know anyone by the name Sheryl?
• Hell yea. She’s like a wonder woman. More to an ancient great philosopher and thinker in disguise.
9. Chocolate?
• Just had Turkish Chocolate this afternoon. Want some?
10. How are you feeling?
• Never been better! Felt like blogging suddenly.
11. How’s life so far?
• Tiring! Haven’t been having sufficient sleep lately, and it’s not insomnia. It’s something like grudging every hour I’m supposed to be spending on sleeping.
12. Done anything bad in the past 3 months?
• Not that I can think of.
13. What was the most insulting thing anyone’s ever said to you in the past month?
• “Taman Sea,” said by Desmond. He has been saying this for multiple times. I felt discriminated every time he label me as a student from Taman Sea. According to him, all students from Taman Sea are bunch of weirdoes and freaks. Maybe we should bash him up one day, right?
14. Are you hairy?
• Why would you even want to know? Being hairy is good for guys though. Guys without hair on their arms and legs just look kind of sissy to me. Sorry.
15. Musical/Athletic?
• Both, but skewing towards athletic.
16. How’s the muffin?
• I don’t really like muffins. Prefer breads.
17. Do you love anybody specifically?
• Not really. But I always do like someone. (:
18. Have you every cheated on your lover?
• Never. Why would I even want to do that? Maybe I’m the one who’s going to be cheated.
19. Do you consider yourself good-looking?
• Never in a thousand and million years to come. I’m not a narcissist.

Thank you for answering. * Well, sure. My pleasure. *

5 people I tag :

• Always on the list, Elaine.
• Rina, after you finish your projects.
• Jeremy (Edwin somehow left you behind and I wonder why.)
• Michelle
• Pei Ning

Pulling Through.

   A brand new watch and a perfectly new hair cut to make my day, only to be brought down once again by one simple thought – “How am I going to accomplish that ridiculous course assessment of Ms. Yap ON TIME?”

I’m stuck with an absurdly multitude of chapters to study; 12 long journals to write on; 1 group assignment, which later on altered into an individual assignment to work on; and 3 individual presentations to prepare, which I’m left with 1 more.

Thank God!

Mind you, that’s only Intro to World Religion itself and I’m already so worn out. And this is the book that hastens doomsday. I really do have an admiration for my friends – especially J Nie for taking 4 subjects this semester. I’m taking only 3 and I’m half-dead already.

Remember the mice I bought for my Biology Project? They are well-taken care of and are growing extremely fast, although they still look adorable to me. Getting aggressive by day as they tend to bite everything that comes into contact with their mouth. Darn. Freaks me out every time when their razor sharp but harmless teeth sank into my epidermis.

That’s not the point again. The main point is that I’m going off during this coming public holiday and I couldn’t take care of my mice! See? Time’s insufficient and I’m here blogging and am going for a vacation few days later. Anyways, Sagu’s taking care of my mice and I’m glad. Thanks! =]

And puhleese, don’t be upset if you missed this golden opportunity of meeting Jason Mraz in his concert today. He’s just another guy living on this earth, awaiting for judgment day. He’s famous because he’s gifted with a talent that the public adores. Everyone of us has our own talents, so should we not appreciate our own talents more?

And besides, I prefer listening to songs on radios and mp3s nowadays, because most of those singers out there are just bunch of useless studio singers who can’t perform on stage in any ways. Take Kate Perry for example, she sounded so pitchy and off tune when she performed at the Grammy. Shame on her. Conversely, American Idols are the bombs. Never heard of Jason Mraz performing live, so no comments on him.

I know he’s cute, and you girls will go crazy over him but what’s the point actually? Not trying to start a commotion here and I’m not being jealous. I just don’t get it. At least, I don’t go amok over Jessica Alba or Megan Fox like other guys do. And, don’t get me wrong, I’m not a homo. Not in centuries to come.

With that, I sign off as -

Sean (:

Whenever Jenny Returns..

Ever heard of the restaurant – Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. Restaurant and Market? It is a seafood restaurant as the name implies, inspired by the 1994 film “Forrest Gump.” A picture would help.

I’m certain that most of you have already gone bored and tired of hearing it, or even dined there. But, if you have not, you should stop your reclusive lifestyle and start gallivanting around PJ and KL.

There’s an outlet at the Curve and I heard that the food is delectable. Thinking of it, I might be salivating every single night from this very day until I get my mouth onto their food. 

That’s not the point I want to make anyway. It’s quite apparent that I have just finished watching Forrest Gump and here I am blogging about it.

It’s undeniably and inevitably an old old movie, but it’s quite touching and tear-jerking. At least, for me.

A good movie to watch if you are a good listener, and you have the patience to listen to stories. A good movie to watch if you have the slightest sympathy and empathy towards OKU to the extent that the OKU does not irritate or annoy you in any ways. A good movie to watch if you know the meaning of LOVE and you appreciate every single one you have. A good movie to watch if you are a sensitive person who loves touching stories.

A bad movie to watch if you show indefinite passion and affection towards arsenal, weaponry, blood shedding war, violence, and intense gun fights. A bad movie to watch if you are that kind of person who can’t help but interrupt when someone else’s is talking about their life-long experiences. A bad movie to watch if you couldn’t care less about your relationship with others and treat them as simply a passing thing. A bad movie to watch if you despise OKU and think that they are some useless, crippled ass that need to depend heavily on others to move on. Which basically means that you are a heartless, robotic, inhumane piece of shit that does not give a damn to the wonders of the world but yourself. And “selfish” says it all.

Every single moment when Jenny Returns plays in my mind, it somehow awakens all the poignant memories of mine. Tearing from inside, I felt weaken and fragile. I was about to tear at some scenes of the movie. Maybe I should watch a liter of tears, and cry my way through the day. Will consider watching it maybe during the semester break.