BBOY Attempt!

Before I bombard my blog with a chunk of arid facts of my life, I would like to say that my presentation this morning was spontaneous and satisfactory. In fact, this day was a wonderful day for me where all things went on smoothly, although I was extremely exhausted because I failed to find time to put myself into the sacks last night. Felt relaxed and free! 

I’m glad that I manage to cope with the workloads of World Religion without an exaggerating amount of conflicts. As a matter of fact, I did quite well in some of the work.

So here’s the thing. I got over this hectic week which nearly got me killed. Malaysian Studies individual assignment due on Wednesday along with Malaysian Studies quiz, which was held on the same day! Isn’t it obvious that no time would be dedicated to studying but to the assignment instead? 

Maybe it’s not conspicuous enough. How about this. World religion individual assignment A.K.A research paper and presentation due on Friday, which was two days after the Malaysian Studies assignment due date and quiz. What a wonderful arrangement by all lecturers of ADP.

“You Lecturers Deserve A Standing Ovation!” says Sean.

That’s not even near death. “What’s the CATALYST?” Let’s add a Calculus III Quiz on Friday along with the RE101 assignment and presentation.

How about that? “Would that be enough to KILL an Elephant within seconds?” Absolutely.

Thank God Ms. Rani was so considerate that she grants me privilege to take the quiz on Monday instead. Or else I’ll be half-dead/zombie-ing during the quiz. Or maybe worse..

Lack of sleep ---> Dizziness.

Lack of study---> Panic ---> Dizziness

----> Summing  up to double dizziness or faint.  

Okay, this would not be another dissertation. So I’ll be cutting it short. I know most of you light up the oil lamp for assignments, even Qing Han did not sleep at all. What an interesting fact to discover indeed! I see friends from Anthropology or World Religion class rushing with their assignments this morning, as in the morning right after midnight. It’s just so Amazing that I was able to chat with some of them at 5 in the morning!

However, there are good students among us:

1. Joshil
2. Hern Ee

who handed in the assignments a day earlier *cough cough*

Bad bad! Moustache started “sprouting” out and pimples spreading across my cheek. Dang! When would this even end? We craved for sleep when finals are nearing. We despise sleeping after finals because our nightlife would be booked fully with “events.” What an ass, you might think! GET MORE SLEEP IF POSSIBLE! It’s easier said than done. Good Luck in the Finals!

Follow the FLO

Right Round –Flo Rida

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

 

Hey, walk out that house with my swagger

Hop in there with dough, I got places to go!

People to see, time is precious

I looked at my cotty, are ya out of control?

 

Just like my mind where I’m going

No women, no shawties, no nothing but clothes

No stopping now, my Pirellis on roll

I like my jewelry that’s always on whoa

 

I know the storm is coming

My pockets keep telling me it’s gonna shower

Call up my homies, it’s on

Then pop in the next cause this mix’ll be ours

 

We keep a fade-away shot

Cause we balling it’s Platinum Patron that be ours

Lil mama, I owe you just like the flowers

Girl you the drink with all that goodie powers

 

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

 

From the top of the pole, I watch he go down

She got me throwing my money around

Ain’t nothing more beautiful to be found

It’s going down down

 

From the top of the pole, I watch he go down

She got me throwing my money around

Ain’t nothing more beautiful to be found

It’s going down down

 

Hey, shawty must know I’m the man

My money love her like her number one fan

Don’t open my mouth, let her talk to my fans

My Benjamin Franklins

 

A couple of grands, I got rubber bands

My paper planes making her dance

Get dirty all night, that’s part of our plan

We building castles that’s made out of sand

 

She’s amazing, fire blazing

Hotter than Cajun, girl won’t you come a lil closer?

Time to get paid, it’s maximum wage

That body belong on a poster

 

I’m in a daze, that bottom is waving at me

Like, “Damn it, I know you”

You wanna shoot like a gun out of holster

Tell me whatever and I’ll be your gopher

 

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

 

From the top of the pole, I watch he go down

She got me throwing my money around

Ain’t nothing more beautiful to be found

It’s going down down

 

From the top of the pole, I watch he go down

She got me throwing my money around

Ain’t nothing more beautiful to be found

It’s going down down

 

Yeah, I’m spending my money, I’m out of control

Somebody help me she taking my bank roll

But I’m king of the club and I’m wearing the crown

Popping these bottles, touching these models

Watching they asses go down down

 

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

 

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

Love at First Sight - or Is It?

Another guest post by Desmond Ong -- probably the greatest guy on Earth besides Barack Obama...and well, David Beckham. *wink*

So, do you have those moments when you see that cun-ted girl or guy across the street that you know fall in love just at the first sight? Ever wonder how it happens? No, it's no cupid. It's more to chemistry and physics. ;-)

Disclaimer : This theory has yet to be proven yet as there is still some manipulated variables that have been affecting this theory.


Have you ever understand the word "falling in love"? Is it just that simple? Two arrows by the Cupid? Or time spent to understand each other? Is it really that simple?

A research from I dunno where said otherwise. It is believed there is no such thing as "love at first sight". Human bodies emit a strange wave called the infrared. Infrared is emitted from human bodies because of the human body temperature. Emission of heat energy causes the release of infrared waves from the bodies.

Infrared waves travel no more than a few meters away. When two similar infrared waves meet each other, the two waves will cause a special effect on the sources of the waves -- the human bodies.

For example, let's assume that Rory is the man and Fiona is the woman. Rory was waiting for the cab right in front of tens of thousands of people crossing by Times Square, Manhattan when he spotted someone that he knows instantly that that someone could be his love of his life.

That someone is Fiona, who never meet Rory before.

Let's look at this from another person's view. There are figuratively tens of thousands of people out there, but why did Rory only got attracted by Fiona? The answer lies in infrared waves.

Some researchers believe strongly that when two near-similar infrared collides, the sources of the infrared waves will be tie into an immediate bond. That's how love at first sight happens.

However, this might sounds like an "Awwww...." moment for the beautiful ladies out there who are still with me to this point, the human bodies' infrared waves CAN subject to changes. Should it change even a small amount of frequencies, the love between the couple will be shatter -- almost instantly.

This might sounds like a bullshit, but it does make sense if you think about it. Bullshit or not, your call.

Your Smile Shines Through My Broken Heart

I wonder who started this tagging frenzy that it has found its way into the blogging business. Whoever that is, he/she is brilliant.

1. THE SCHOOL CHICK : CHLOE *The college chick :)
2. THE GYM GUY : BRYAN
3. THE FRESHIE : AARON
4. THE RANDOM CHINESE FREIND : PETER
5. THE LOOSE CHICK : ERHUM..
6. THE NIGGA THAT GETS GWAPS : N/A
7. THE JOCK : LUTHER
8. THE GOON : QUO QIAN
9. THE TERRORIST : AISAR
10. THE NERD GIRL : MICHELLE
11. THE BLACK SUPREMO : MID-HAT
12. THE CHEERLEADER : SHERYL *I’m just stuffing names in it! Hah!
13. THE TRIBALIST : N/A
14. THE GIRL WHO EATS AND IT GOES STRAIGHT TO HER BACKOFFFFF! : JO-ANN
15. THE FUNKY SKANKER : EDWIN
16. THE SHORT GUY : AARONI
17. THE HIPPIE : JEREMY
18. THE NIGGA WHO IS ALWAYS IN COURT : DESMOND!
19. THE WEED HEAD : TINESH
20. THE NORMAL DUDE : HERN EE
21. THE NORMAL CHICK : SHERYL (:

This is extremely hard. I was literally stuffing names into the question.

I am tagging :

• Rina
• Elaine
• Jeremy
• Calvin
• Chloe

GA102 (Gardening 102)

This subject is not transferable to all universities around the world except Hogwarts where it will be recognized as Botanical Gardening. Please be noted that this subject is a pre-requisite for all subjects, therefore, this curriculum is constructed with the pure reason to cheat off your money and lower your CGPA. The fonts are purposely scaled down so you don't read this.

One fine day, a man asked a gardener, "Hey Mr. Gardener, I wonder how did you plant the seeds properly?"

Mr. Gardener answered, "Sure young man. There are a couple of things that you need to know before you get started. You have to decide if you want to clear the bushes and weeds first or just trim them down."

The young man answered, "Aha."

"So, young man, do you like them trimmed or completely clear out?" the cheeky gardener asked.

"I think I like full bush", the young man smiled back.

"Full bush? Why full bush?", the gardener replied.

"It provides cushioning..." the young man replied.



Credits to Aaroni, Desmond and CBS' all time hit show, Two and a Half Men.