Joke Of The Day!

                    

I’m supposed to be updating my blog with dozens of entries, but I’m too preoccupied editing my blogskin. Did I tell you that it’s HARD to find nice blogger templates? You’ll end up spending God-knows-how-many-hours, searching and browsing for a suitable one. Changed it, get bad comments about it, and here we go again. The cycle goes on and on and on, and you’ll never get satisfied with it. Slowly, it turns into obsession. You’ll be stuck right before your computer, having a great desire in mind to find a cool skin for your blog to impress others.

I changed my blogskin a multiple times since finals and I finally got myself settled on one. I wonder how long will this blogskin last. Hope it’ll be forever but that would be impossible. Who cares, many loves it now. Do you guys remember the JEANs template? Well, I get comments from different people with different perspectives and mindsets.

Here are the feedbacks I got regarding the previous JEANS blogskin I used:

1. OMG! Your skin is awesome!
2. I love this skin better than your other skin *The skin I’m using now*
3. I like brighter skin and I don’t really like this.
4. Not nice lar the design for your blog … Jeans wtf? *Edwin*

These totally contrasting feedbacks had put me on the horns of a dilemma, forcing me to burn up all the leftover midnight oils from finals in order to search for a better looking skin. I don’t even remember how many times have I typed in the blog list every single time I change my blogskin. What a tiring and exhausting process. Anyway, I’m quite satisfied with my blog right now, seeing that so many people had left good comments about it. (= Thank you very much. Okay, I was digressing all the way since the start of the entry. Shall return to main purpose of this entry. What’s the joke of the day? =)

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There was a bunch of college students sitting in a circle, chatting and gossiping about their life, studies, and whatever topic they could think of. After sharing their romantic love life among themselves, they started talking about education. Which university would be their primary choice, when will they transfer, and how will they cope with the local environment abroad.

Then one of them asks, “Do you know why all students who are planning to transfer and whom already transferred to UK and abroad are all majoring in Law?” Distinct and weird replies followed as rejoinders to the questions. None of them got it right. Out of frustration, everyone impatiently asked for the right answer.

“Well, the answer is simple,” the person who questioned the crowd spoke. “Think of it in a Malaysian context!” he continued. Everyone began to dig their hands into their hair and started scratching it vigorously. *Thinking deeply* Again, none could get the accurate answer into place.

Now, It’s time for the person who provoked the question to get ants in his ass. Can’t wait no longer, he blurted out, “What would be the reply if you were in UK and you asked a Malaysian about their purpose being there?” Their answer would be simple, “STUDY LOR!” Lor and Law are homophones! =)

Lame, but that’s the way a joke should be.

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Speaking of accents and slangs, I found this joke on the one of the shirts sold in Central Market. The former US president George Bush was having a small chat with China president Mao Zedong. As the chat went further, both presidents started talking about the politics of their respective country. George Bush, out of curiosity, asked president Mao, “When do your country hold the general election?” Without the least hesitation, president Mao replied, “Every morning!” *He thought Bush was asking about his erection* =.=

Easter Jokes

Being the “only” guy to blog on the first day of finals – priceless.

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Friday – 17th April 2009

As usual, World Religions class started at 8. Anxious presenters were getting everything set up and there were complications.

1. Ern Teck was supposed to present first. “Oops! I forget to print the evaluation sheet!” Dashed off to get himself a copy after finding none of us have a spare sheet.
2. Stephanie who was to go second, went forward to get her slides prepared so she could present without wasting anymore time. *Gosh, did I see Ms. Yap in frustration? END THIS STEPHANIE!*

Stephanie – *sticks in pendrive into En Teck’s notebook and tries to open her powerpoint slides* “Err.. Why is it not working?”

*Did I mention that Ern Teck’s notebook does not have the latest Microsoft package?*

Darn. Out the door went Stephanie to get a compatible copy for her slides. *This is getting bad isn’t it?*

Everyone was sick of all the waiting. It’s Upa’s turn now and thank God she had an evaluation sheet with her and her slides could be opened. She was ***** away minutes later.

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The lame joke you have been waiting for!

So after few hours of waiting *heart-beating+pumping, Ms. Yap finally pasted our continuing assessment scores on the wall outside her door and put out 2 boxes of graded assignments.

After taking mine and being nosy for a moment, checking out other people’s grades, I went to level one. Denise, Hern Ee, and Bryan was there, talking about their assignment grades. *wait, Bryan is not even in any of Ms. Yap’s class! Busybody.

Here comes the joke.

Disclaimer : This conversation may not be 100% accurate because I’m not a robot!

Bryan : Is it Easter Day today?

Hern Ee : Is it? I’m not really sure about it!

Denise : And you said that you are a Christian.

Sean/Me : NOOOO! It’s last week!

Bryan : Is it? *grins then turns serious* I’m Methodist.

Sean/Me : Owh! Different belief different timing.

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Calvin came out of CF room and joined our conversation.

Denise : Not going for CF?

Calvin : Nah.

Denise : Why?

Sean/Me : Protestant?

Calvin : No lah.

Sean/Me : Why not? Correct lah. Protestant so not going for CF!

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Sean/Me : So when is your Easter? *Referring to the first part of the convo*

Calvin : … I’m Calvinism.

Sean/Me : Yea! Protestant lah! *Referring to the 2nd part of the convo*

You’ll get the joke better if you were there and if you understand it.

GA102 (Gardening 102)

This subject is not transferable to all universities around the world except Hogwarts where it will be recognized as Botanical Gardening. Please be noted that this subject is a pre-requisite for all subjects, therefore, this curriculum is constructed with the pure reason to cheat off your money and lower your CGPA. The fonts are purposely scaled down so you don't read this.

One fine day, a man asked a gardener, "Hey Mr. Gardener, I wonder how did you plant the seeds properly?"

Mr. Gardener answered, "Sure young man. There are a couple of things that you need to know before you get started. You have to decide if you want to clear the bushes and weeds first or just trim them down."

The young man answered, "Aha."

"So, young man, do you like them trimmed or completely clear out?" the cheeky gardener asked.

"I think I like full bush", the young man smiled back.

"Full bush? Why full bush?", the gardener replied.

"It provides cushioning..." the young man replied.



Credits to Aaroni, Desmond and CBS' all time hit show, Two and a Half Men.

Gardening Tips - Desmond Ong

Credits go to CBS' Two and Half Men.

How to Plant Seeds
First you gotta make sure the soil is moist. To do that, stick your finger in the old Mother earth. If it comes out dry, just wipe out your hose and give it a good spray.

And then, carefully plant the seeds in the soil. Carefully? Why carefully? Because if you fling that stuff around, half of it is wasted.