Jennifer’s Body

When I first heard about this movie, I told myself it’s a must-watch movie and I’ll kill myself I were to miss out on it. It’s like the most anticipated movie this fall because the well-known hottest American actress Megan Fox is going stark naked in Jennifer’s Body. I can already imagine guys pointing at posters of the movie as they passed by and dreaming about that very day the movie is being released in the night.

However as days gone by, I heard bad rumours about the movie spreading fast like a wild forest fire. I began to have a second doubt about the movie. The must-watch movie had turned into one of those movies that are not worth watching. Since Megan Fox is starring in the movie and she’s going completely naked, it’s obvious that she’s going to be the only limelight of the movie and all else would be trivial and insignificant.

Anyway, I watched Jennifer’s Body yesterday with Clement. Lucky for me, he couldn’t find himself a female date so I was second on his list I supposed. Not that I’m gay and it’s good to watch movies like this with a guy, no? Met up with Mae and Elizah before we entered the cinema hall.

So what can I say about Jennifer’s Body?

It’s a hoterromedy = Hotness + Terror + Comedy.

When you see Megan Fox in Transformers, she’s already super hot. But in this movie when she’s draped in tight spaghetti stripes and super low waist jeans/undies, your brain goes “BOOMS” – Ms. Ris Low. The kinda hotness does not have the same degree as putting your licked forefinger on her body and it’ll go “pssssssss”. It’s way beyond that that it can make you regret doing the mentioned act. You’ll get a burnt finger and start crying for your mommy, that kinda hotness.

To be honest, you’ll go completely blank during and after the movie. You wouldn’t know what just happened or what’s happening cause you’ll be dazzled by Megan Fox’s hotness. And when the movie is over, you’ll have the wtf feeling cause you’ve not gotten enough of her hotness.

As for the Terror part, it’s a little freaky because a hot actress like Megan Fox is bloody all over and altogether she looks like a man-eating maniac with her razor sharp teeth sticking out like a hungry predator thirsty for blood. Trust me, it’s not hot when someone that hot is so monster-ish.

The Comedy part was okay okay, at least it’s not some cold jokes that make you shiver more when you’re already that cold.

So all in all, I wouldn’t recommend you this movie if you show no enthusiasm in girls like Megan Fox or you’ve seen enough of her body! =) OR you’ll be wasting 2 hours of your time sitting through a boring movie that has not much content. Karyn Kusama is smart to smudge her lousy movie with hotness. That’ll win audience all right. 

Whenever Jenny Returns..

Ever heard of the restaurant – Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. Restaurant and Market? It is a seafood restaurant as the name implies, inspired by the 1994 film “Forrest Gump.” A picture would help.

I’m certain that most of you have already gone bored and tired of hearing it, or even dined there. But, if you have not, you should stop your reclusive lifestyle and start gallivanting around PJ and KL.

There’s an outlet at the Curve and I heard that the food is delectable. Thinking of it, I might be salivating every single night from this very day until I get my mouth onto their food. 

That’s not the point I want to make anyway. It’s quite apparent that I have just finished watching Forrest Gump and here I am blogging about it.

It’s undeniably and inevitably an old old movie, but it’s quite touching and tear-jerking. At least, for me.

A good movie to watch if you are a good listener, and you have the patience to listen to stories. A good movie to watch if you have the slightest sympathy and empathy towards OKU to the extent that the OKU does not irritate or annoy you in any ways. A good movie to watch if you know the meaning of LOVE and you appreciate every single one you have. A good movie to watch if you are a sensitive person who loves touching stories.

A bad movie to watch if you show indefinite passion and affection towards arsenal, weaponry, blood shedding war, violence, and intense gun fights. A bad movie to watch if you are that kind of person who can’t help but interrupt when someone else’s is talking about their life-long experiences. A bad movie to watch if you couldn’t care less about your relationship with others and treat them as simply a passing thing. A bad movie to watch if you despise OKU and think that they are some useless, crippled ass that need to depend heavily on others to move on. Which basically means that you are a heartless, robotic, inhumane piece of shit that does not give a damn to the wonders of the world but yourself. And “selfish” says it all.

Every single moment when Jenny Returns plays in my mind, it somehow awakens all the poignant memories of mine. Tearing from inside, I felt weaken and fragile. I was about to tear at some scenes of the movie. Maybe I should watch a liter of tears, and cry my way through the day. Will consider watching it maybe during the semester break.

Dazzled

You should watch the beauty of Ving Tsun being performed by Donnie Yen, acting as Master IP Man in the movie - ip man.

The Chinese Kung Fu - Ving Tsun that is best used in close combat focuses not only on great speed, but also on softness and power.

I highly recommend this movie to you guys if there're more boring days ahead of you. I can guarantee that the movie will be worth watching, even more than once. Unless you have no interest at all in Kung Fu movies.

The fighting scenes from ip man have been replaying in my mind ever since the movie ended. I even compared Master Ip Man's kung fu with Frank Martin's fighting style in Transporter 3. Obviously, Chinese kung fu is better.

Seriously, ip man probably is the best kung fu film ever produced.

And yup, I watched Transporter 3 today as well. I admit that I'm a movie mania, but am far from being extreme.

The movie is just okay to me and it's not as good as the first one. Don't bother watching it. Watch ip man instead :)

Well, what a day indeed.

Tata~

Sean

There Goes the Break

Hello people. I believe that everyone is frustrated because time doesn't wait for us. I will be going back to college and start a very short semester, which is going to be merely one and a half months long on the coming monday. It's good to crack up my brains and work hard once again on my assignments and quizzes after being rusty for the entire three weeks of holiday break. So, I'm actually looking forward to getting back to college rather than staying at home and bore myself to death. You can say that i'm bizarre. I won't mind.

Anyway, let me tell you how I spend my holidays. Of course, surfing the Internet and chatting using Instant Messaging systems like MSN as well as playing online games (what else besides Cabal and viwawa?) are the "necessary" things for me to do during the holidays. Do you realise that these "necessary" things are radically related to computers? So, I'm being exposed to too much harmful radiation. My usual long hours usage of the computer have been greatly shortened (by parents of course). xD

I read a book about economics called "Freakonomics" recommended by my father. Try reading the book if haven't read it. It's an interesting book about how economists do analysis and research on weird weird stuff like 'why do drug dealers stay with their mothers under the same roof' etc. It will definitely be able to widen your knowledge and perspective in the economical field.

Just to let you know, I'm not a nerd. I do hang out with friends and shop at shopping malls during the weekends. xD Don't mess with me. But I seldom watch movies in cinemas and if I do, most of the time are with my friends, not with my family. So, it's no doubt that I had missed myriad nice movies. *sob sob* Who cares. I watched the latest movie (actually not the latest now), "Ironman" with my friends.

This movie is super cool. Love it so much that I won't get bored watching it many times. I really wish to own that iron suit. It's like the perfect suit ever that has so many cool gadgets and functions. Unfortunately, Tony Stark doesn't even exist. Ok, no more dreams, back to reality.

I also watched the movie - Run Papa Run with Chuan Chuen. I was totally speechless after watching that meaningless movie. What the hell. Wonder why would the director be so useless and brainless to produce such movies like that. Yet we couldn't blame everything on the director and the movie itself. Actually we were both driven by desperation to watch a movie then. xD And this Chuan Chuen was so updated that he had watched all the newly released movies. We were left with no other choice and finally made the wrong decision.

Ah Long Pte Ltd, a production of Jack Neo is a much better movie I think. The movie is quite funny because his jokes aren't that lame after all. Mr Bean is lame. He likes to include political and social jokes in his movies, which is a very effective way to attract the attention of the viewers. He also chose the right actors to portrait the accurate characteristics of the characters in the movie. So, don't miss it. I mean you already missed it unless..